This Way to the House of Austria! (part 1)

This morning, I woke up to a call of "Like, rise and shine, Mateus!". When I opened the door, I discovered it was my friend Feliks. "Why do people have to bug me as soon as I wake up?" I asked, not needing an answer. "I don't, like, know." Feliks said even though I told him no answer was necessary. "But like, congratulations on like becoming a country and stuff!" he said, much to my shock. How could a normal person possibly know I was a country? Unless... "H-how did you know that?!" I asked him. "I'm like, a country too!" he said, confirming my hunch. "I'm, like, Poland!" he quickly added. "Wow!" I said "Well, I'm going to go take a walk, so see you later." I said as I headed for town. I eventually came across a sign that read "This way to the house of Austria!" and had an arrow pointing right. I decided I'd follow the signs to see if it was a trap or not. After a while, I ended up at a mansion with one last sign that read "Welcome to the house of Austria!". It seemed quite suspicious to me, so I rang the doorbell telepathically from a distance... No trap doors opened, no explosions happened, the only thing that happened was what needed to: the doorbell rang. I walked to the door and when it opened, I was greeted by Roderich himself! "Hello, Roderich!" I said "What's with all the signs?". "Signs?" he asked, and then saw the sign in front of his house. Before anything else could happen, I heard a weird laugh that sounded like "Kesesese" and was greeted by none other than Prussia, accompanied once more by a small, yellow bird. "Haha! It worked!" he said "Now I have two victims today!". "Victims?!" I said. "In other words, he's going to seize our vital regions." Roderich said. Instantly understanding what he meant, I put up an invisible barrier around the mansion and blushed heavily. "Kesesese!" he laughed--just seconds before running straight into the barrier! Seconds later, Elizaveta--the girl who followed Sweden and Finland yesterday--showed up, saw the unconscious Prussia, and instantly understood. I lowered the barrier for her to get to Roderich and watched as she stepped carelessly onto Prussia as she walked to greet Roderich. "Hello, Hungary!" he said, and then I remembered that Austria and Hungary were once allies, which also explained why she was always so happy to see him. "You two are...married?" I asked them. "We were, but even after the divorce we're still good friends!" Elizaveta said as she looked at Roderich with a dreamy expression on her face. "Well, do you mind if I stay for a while?" I asked. "I'm fine--" Roderich began to reply but was cut off by Elizaveta. "One rule: No flirting with Roderich! Understood?". "You're still really attached to him, aren't you?" I asked. "Elizaveta! What has gotten into you lately?!" Roderich asked her, clearly embarrassed. "Even after he saved both of us from Prussia and you still don't trust him?" he added. "Fine! Take his side! I see how it is!" Elizaveta shouted as she ran out the door crying. "Maybe I should leave too..." I said, clearly embarrassed. "No, you came all this way! You should stay for a while." Roderich said in response.